Bird's lying life
One day I was free when I was a small bird. I was colourful and I was in a forest my nest was best in the neighbourhood I curled up and nipped at the fresh berries. Most fell above and once one was falling and caught in my beak then spit at the closest nest and trying to hit Jeff PS Jeff sucks! One day I was gliding and swooping to branches. Then I heard twigs crackling and sticks snapping blow me. Then a net thing go's over me and pulls me down and I see a ranger and a dog snarling at me with drooling making a huge rain from ants blow. Then I passed out when I woke up I was behind bars and fingers poking me and bite them as if it was whack a mole game. Then some weirdo let me free Then I eventually I found my way to Waikanae school I saw the number 17 then saw hmm a peanut jelly sandwich. I flew down on his lunch box and squawked In fright he dropped his sandwich nibble nibble little peaces of bread was flying everywhere as I munched down on this feast. Then a guy called Mr Corlett and saw a some honey on his firm finger and I followed his honey then 5 minutes later I was behind bars again. But this place was much nicer and people patted me but softly unlike last time. When I feal adventuress I play whack a mole again. And there's this show off guy called Beaky ugh but sometimes he's cool. Also its sucks because that Goff ball gets takes out but I get SO much bread ummm. Once this noob put his finger in and poked me and I noticed that his finger is also stuck I nip and chomp on his finger.
