Little Miss spider Muffet

Little, hairy, spider muffet sat on a old rock  in the weary woods, eating his fruit flies away in this well nited web basket holding them still. Than all of a sudden a dim-witted, red haired human with her blue jeans and bold t-shirt came into the spider’s territory. Her face cringed up and crying away at the sight of miss spider /muffet on the rock. She ran off giving spider muffet a grin.

Later that day she strolled to the old rock with a grin the spider was unconcerned with no care in the world, slowly looked at her and gave her a big hisses. soon enough she broke, her braveness broke like a sledge hammer hitting a watermelon BOOM. She ran waving her arms around zig zagging around like  a headless chicken.  

The spider crawled back into a dark, spooky crevice in the rock for some people it might look like a little crack in the rock but for the spider it is the perfect ambush spot for delicious fly.

After the spider had a feasted on the flies he hird a crunched

from the outside he lept out of his crevice and saw it was coming from down the trail. He crawled up a tree near his rock and waited like a cat hunting a bird.

Then after the girl approached the woods the next day on her shirt said a name tag saying accomplished her fear of spiders she confidently marched up to the spider and all of a sudden it wasn't there on the rock … “SCSC SCSC” the spider came down like a skydiver hanging from a old oak tree on a silky thread. But she just her turned her head around not scared . . . The spider was scared now that she might kill him in revenge.

But instead she plonked a glass gar right on top of the spider like a caged animal in a zoo. The spider leapt at the glass trying to break free, after getting exhausted the spider's eyes changed from dark as night eyes with no remorse but now its shimmering.

The little girl lifted up the jar for a second the spider was free and looked up at the girl with relief, leaped  around in circles gleefully the girl smiled back at the hairy being.

...WHAP the spider died...  then little red haired girl won!

By Mack and Flynn

CHARACTER DESCRIPTION

Character description

My small, giraffe necked, sweet sister (Harper). The devil. Harper has long blonde hair, big eyed, noodle armed, nice girl but is actually EVIL!! Inside her head, she gives people mean names, not smart and has no feelings except her own and her stuffed dog toys. Her big brown eyes as big as a bear but is super evil. Even though she annoyingly painful but she is an okay sister.

SICK SENTENCES

The crew were scared

1. The storm was hitting in the crew were scared to death and the captain probably peed himself whimpering trying to avoid the violent sea.
2. The crew was headed into the eye of the storm and the crew was crying, flailing their arms around and running everywhere like headless chooks. (BEST)    
3. The ship headed into the eye of the storm and the crew wishing they went to the work at subway instead of a pirate.
4. The crew were headed into the gloomy

The boy held out some food. The dragon ate it. He was green and had horns.

The south green dragon of the north came to the old, worn, out castle, the dragon reached out its mouth grasping a bit of meat then chewing loudly.

The rider held on. His bike was going quickly over the ground. It was really dusty. He felt excited and scared.

The rider grasped held on the bike handles. His bike was going speedy quick over the dusty ground. It was really dusty like under my bed. He felt excited and was trembling behind this helmet.

speech - Kids should know how to swim

SPEECH

How can you walk around normally knowing people drown less than every few days or even hours? AND WE ARE ON AN ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER and we’re drowning still. This problem should have been solved AGES AGO and this is so easy to solve! Would you like more people to drown?

Did you know that 47 people drowned in NZ 2017 to July 21, and were on an island for god's sake we're drowning because it's too much to support pools and lessons and yet we’re surrounded by WATER!!!! IT’S AN ISLAND And the government can easily solve it! For around $500 can help a pool’s safeness for quite a bit and possibly save so many lives in the future.

NZ school pools a disappearing of the face of NZ because of money. We’ve lost 156 school pools and there's only 130 left in NZ. The government says no to giving a few dollars every few weeks to NZ schools. This is a problem we need to address to the government of NZ to get our school pools back.

Did you know 7 out of ten of NZ young kids can't swim to save their lives in 2012 (sadly) and that's just concerning because if there's a flood or worse they only have a small chance of making it.

Some can’t even afford to do the swim lessons because it's too expensive or there's no pool nearby and that makes me mad.

Kids should be given a free chance to swim. So we can make a safer future with fewer losses and more markopolo!

ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS

Snappy Maths

Prototec - times tables

maths - maths protec

Viking girl - show don't tell

Viking girl Say - Looks - Actions       

On the day before christmas this was the WORST to a girl named abby.She  was a young girl who disliked christmas she thought it was dullest and dumbest she would rather read encyclopedias for a week. She sticks her tongue out at the Santas in the mall. SO she looks around in stores to find ideas for a REPLACEMENT for christmas like pony birthday or CAKE WEEK… 3 hours later she gets home on christmas eve in a viking costume and says “NO MORE DUMB CHRISTMAS” at the top of lungs. She screamed so loud it echoed throughout the street. Her mum comes to the doorway and says to her daughter “what are doing” she says, the girl says with her arms crossed  saying “we're Celebrating VIKING DAY”… there was a pause…  “ honey I know you hate christmas but give it a try” mum says she thinks… deeply “FINE but I better get the pretty unicorn rocking horse!!! If not I will draw on all of our walls”  and shuts her bedroom door. The next day she ran towards the once hated christmas tree and ripped the wrapping paper and opened her present... She got what she wanted. A UNICORN ROCKING HORSE! She now enjoys the viking day, uh I mean CHRISTMAS But STILL would rather call it viking day.

By Mack